Puns are fun to write
Limericks can be dirty
but haiku are best

Well-written puns can be clever
and haiku are quite an endeavor
but the form that is great
and please don’t get irate
will always be the limerick

There once was a poem
That was very confusing
Limerick, haiku

I stayed up writing
All of this work was for you
(Sorry there’s no pun)

There once was a fisherman who lost his rod in the lake. While he was lamenting his foolishness a fairy came out of the lake with a golden fishing rod.

"Is this your fishing rod?" it asked, testing him.

"Oh hell yeah," the fisherman said. He took the fishing rod and sold it. Then he used the profits to hire trappers to capture the fairy. The fisherman charged people $3 apiece to see it and used the money to start a mining company, which fracked the land to the point of uselessness.

The End

A Poem From 2013 Me, A Student In Italian 102

Le rose sono rosse, le viole sono viola
Qui ci sono alcuni fatti su piante
una poesiola

Roses are red, violets are purple
Here are some facts about plants
A poem