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  So as not to seem like a weirdo, here's some background information:
I was reading this article and I read "And he wasn't just making it up: Though it's not advertised in the commercials -- stuffed to the gills, as they are, with physical innuendo for humpin' -- the side effect is listed right on Viagra's official website."

 So I clicked the link and scrolled down the page:

The blue diamond tablet shape is a registered trademark of Pfizer Inc.

 Seriously? They've registered a shape and a color for a medication? I can understand if they did it so that old people don't confuse their viagra for their heart medication and go into cardiac arrest, but they most likely did it for trademarking. The business world is weird.

Kill that man and steal his boat.