Comics Comics Comics!

  For now my website is down and blogspot doesn't like when pictures are too big, so I've uploaded them to my Devian Tart:

A Day in the Life
Fun Fact: I wrote this while on the train yesterday and when I pictured the last frame, I actually did giggle a bit.

Questions Answered
Fun Fact: I came up with this one while half awake as I was getting ready for class.

Grand Theft Of My Heart
Fun Fact: That brick wall took about half an hour to draw because I used a ruler.
Fun Fact II: That logo is probably my official one now.

The Health Fairy
Fun Fact: I drew this for someone when they were sick, and it will replace an animation I used to send sick people because I don't have the animation anymore. It was a card that said, Screw "Get Well Soon"... and it would explode and a guy climbed out of the hole and said, Get well now!

Philosophical Musings
Fun Fact: During finals week I did three things: played World of Warcraft, listened to podcasts with the artist and the writer of Least I Could Do, and drew comics.

Ankle Schmankle
Fun Fact: The title was going to be Patients are a Sprain in the Neck, but it felt too long and I didn't want people thinking I sprained my neck.
Fun Fact II: I drew this most recently besides A Day In The Life and I forgot to scan it in last night with everything else. Probably because I couldn't find it and out of sight out of mind.

Banging It Out On The Interwebs

  I'm in the middle of an interwebs quest for find a quote from a movie and figure out the exact quote. It's something along the lines of, "...go in, motherfuckers come out."

  So I googled it, and from an abstinence forum:
"You don't have to ejaculate inside a woman to get her pregnant. A few sperm just have to get into the va jay jay and make the journey to the egg. Well, more then a few. The vagina is setup pretty much to kill sperm. It should be renamed the Spermkiller. Sperm go in, motherfuckers come out."

Edit: Upon further examination, the forum is from Penny Arcade, so the quote I'm looking for probably is too.

Oh The Lack of Humanity!

  I was thinking about how when I get into critical-thinking mode, it's like I'm cranking on my executive functioning*. "Fire up the frontal lobe!" and all that. I was also reading Cracked the other day (I know, it's a crazy phenomenon like putting pants on or not murdering children) and if you check out #4, they mention that psychopaths have most of the higher positions in the work place. Really they should be referred to as sociopaths, but once you get into it it's pretty much tomato tomato (pronounce those two differently in your head. Or out loud, you crazy person you).

  Anyway, in a weird twist of word play and lack of sleep, I realized that those who have the least amount of executive thinking- sociopaths/psychopaths have underdeveloped frontal lobes, which hinders the ability to plan out consequences and understand other people's emotions - have executive positions in the work place. Oh the irony! Oh the amount of time it took to explain a really stupid joke!

*executive functioning-Just so you know what that means**
**I know that it says prefrontal cortex, but thank the gods Nathan covers his ass, because BOOM!