There once was a fisherman who lost his rod in the lake. While he was lamenting his foolishness a fairy came out of the lake with a golden fishing rod.

"Is this your fishing rod?" it asked, testing him.

"Oh hell yeah," the fisherman said. He took the fishing rod and sold it. Then he used the profits to hire trappers to capture the fairy. The fisherman charged people $3 apiece to see it and used the money to start a mining company, which fracked the land to the point of uselessness.

The End