Everyone's always going on about Grammar Nazis and how strict they are when it comes to grammar. I totally get the whole "Oh gosh, Nazis are just the worst thing in history and you are now the same thing as those things" insult, don't get me wrong. But think about it; Nazis have become the enemy in so many video games and movies that they have almost have no real weight anymore. Hell, think about what someone is calling you. "You know those guys who took over a couple countries, set up death camps and killed over 6 million people? Yeah, you're doing that with grammar and me right now."
So I have come up with someone better! "What could be better than Nazis" you're probably asking yourself right now (then you realize that
most things are better than Nazis)? Vikings! No matter where you look in history, Vikings are pretty fucking terrifying. I for one think that if I were threatened with the idea that when my grammar was incorrect a Viking would come out of nowhere and chopped my tongue off, I'd be a lot more likely to learn grammar as fast and best as possible.
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| This is Bjorn and he's here to fuck shit up. |
